Employment as a physicist generally requires a doctoral degree.
Note: Physicians are doctors and people devoted to medicine.
See also: List of physicists
There are no physicists in the hottest parts of Hell, because the existence of a 'hottest part' implies a temperature difference, and any marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat engine and make some other part of Hell comfortably cool. This is obviously impossible.
- -Richard Davisson